Well I can’t. I just cannot get over the popularity contest involved in it. I don’t want people to use the word friend about me when all they have in common with me is broadband and insomnia, The truth is I have real flesh and blood friends I am trying to shake off and I don’t need cyberfriends to add to that.

I suppose at root myspace etc are social forums and I just want to be funny not sociable.

By the way if you are reading this and you are one of my real flesh and blood friends and are perhaps wondering - does he mean me? Well I probably do. Have a really hard think about it. And fuck off.